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last night the bundestag voted to reclassify diamorphine as a medicine and legalize its use as a maintenance treatment, replacing that nasty ole methadone. to qualify, users must be over 23, been on the nod for at least five years, and failed treatment twice - that shouldn't be too difficult! |
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also, last week i happened across the fixpunkt automat on the corner of bernauer strasse and gesundbrunnen. get everything you need for a good time for only €1.50! well, not exactly. that only covers the rubbers and works. you'll still have to figure out how to pay for the sex and the dope. hmm, if only one could be used to pay for the other...hey, wait a gosh darn minute... what if... eureka! |
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OMMFG, you germans are ze vackiest people! I'm laughing my ass off over here. Imagine you're a chick on a first date. You're walking down Die Strasse and the dude stops at the handy Fixpunkt, and grabs some works and a couple rubbers. This is fixin' to be a romantic night!
Posted by: Auto Manics | 04 June 2009 at 17:32