Today's Unknown Friends

we receive a prodigious amount of spam at the office. for the usual products - sexual aids, college degrees and home mortgages - nothing special there. but the algorithm which produces the author's name (seemingly by looping through the dictionary prepending one word to another) often produces lyrical evocative names. So each morning i look into my inbox and find a window into oddly colourful world... Today's candidates:

Silent H. Scratches
Bitch L. Imbued
Chairperson Q. Spying
and the timely
Insurgency Q. Mandate

perhaps that provides a hint as to who is behind all this UCE...